If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
Archaeologists have unearthed two skeletons from the Neolithic period locked in an eternal embrace and buried outside Mantua, Italy, just 25 miles south of Verona, the city where Shakespeare set the star-crossed tale of Romeo and Juliet.
Punk goes christmas
look at that guy in the back losing his shit
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
I thought you were lying so I called on skype and it is.
Current favorite picture on the internet.
A lotta people confuse irony with coincidence. If you’re talking about a fire, and a fire truck drives by, that’s not irony. That’s a coincidence. But like… if a fireman’s house burns down, that’s ironic. Most of y’all got it fucked up. I’m just sayin.
i need medical attention but more importantly just attention